RUBBER DUCKS AND RUBBER CHICKENS: A CONCLUSIVE STUDY

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" Rubber ducks are > teddy bears & < rubber chickens," said Georgy Boy.

Randall the rubber duck is the king of all rubber ducks. He is married to Linda the rubber chicken who is the queen.

Below is a list of Randall's favorite foods:

  • Mac n' cheese
  • Fried chicken
  • Pickle pizza
  • Chocolate cake

    • Randall the Rubber Duck and Linda the Rubber Chicken's love story:

    1. They met at a barber shop where they were both getting their rubber feathers trimmed.
    2. Randall asked Linda for her phone number and asked her on a date.
    3. She said yes.
    4. Randall took her to Frank's Delicious Chicken Restaurant.
    5. Linda was offended because she is a chicken and doesn't eat chicken.
    6. However, she quickly forgave Randall and they got pizza instead.
    7. The next day, they got married.

    THE END

    Above is a picture of Randall and Linda as they rule over their rubber duck subjects.