RUBBER DUCKS AND RUBBER CHICKENS: A CONCLUSIVE STUDY
" Rubber ducks are > teddy bears & < rubber chickens," said Georgy Boy.
Randall the rubber duck is the king of all rubber ducks. He is married to Linda the rubber chicken who is the queen.
Below is a list of Randall's favorite foods:
Mac n' cheese
Randall the Rubber Duck and Linda the Rubber Chicken's love story:
- They met at a barber shop where they were both getting their rubber feathers trimmed.
- Randall asked Linda for her phone number and asked her on a date.
- She said yes.
- Randall took her to Frank's Delicious Chicken Restaurant.
- Linda was offended because she is a chicken and doesn't eat chicken.
- However, she quickly forgave Randall and they got pizza instead.
- The next day, they got married.
Above is a picture of Randall and Linda as they rule over their rubber duck subjects.